Donald Trump wants the government to cancel Boeing’s contract to build an updated Air Force One. Because not only is the plane too expensive, but it doesn’t even come with all those tacky gold fixtures he loves so much.
Monthly Archives: December 2016
Airborn
A Southwest Airlines plane was forced to land after a woman gave birth mid-flight. The mother is now doing fine, but in hindsight wishes she paid for the extra legroom.
Man of Fortune
Donald Trump received a congratulatory phone call from Taiwanese president Tsai Ing-wen. Moments later she called back, having forgotten to give him his lucky numbers.
A Dog is a Big Decision
Donald Trump has picked retired General James “Mad Dog” Mattis as secretary of defense. Melania reluctantly agreed to Donald’s newest appointment but with one rule: he’s not allowed on the sofa.