Warning: Tonight’s presidential debate may be unsuitable for children under 17. This program may contain one or more of the following: crude indecent language (L), explicit sexual activity (S), or graphic violence (V). Enjoy.
Monthly Archives: October 2016
Blowhard
Governor Rick Scott warns Floridians that they are still not safe and there’s a chance they haven’t seen the worst of it. Of course he’s talking about this Sunday’s presidential debate.
We’re Number Two
Tonight vice presidential candidates Mike Pence and Tim Kaine will try to convince America why we should vote for their sketchy friend.
Of All the Gin Joints
Lady Gaga will promote her new album by performing at 3 undisclosed dive bars this week. Madonna loves the new album and is hoping that Gaga chooses to come play at the bar where she works.
Fade Out
Donald Trump claims he had a defective microphone at last Monday’s debate. Not only did it amplify all his sniffles, it made everything he said sound crazy and uninformed.