Jackie Chan has been hiding his money in an off-shore bank account. The IRS hasn’t felt this betrayed by him since watching Rush Hour 2.
Monthly Archives: April 2016
I Go To Rio
The Brazilian tourism board is concerned that ticket sales for the 2016 Summer Olympics are currently only at 50 percent. To drum up business, they are now offering bottomless Caipirinhas if while visiting you contract the Zika virus.
Unable To Connect
A man from Hong Kong spent $50,000 building a robot that looks surprisingly like Scarlett Johansson. The robot has artificial intelligence capabilities and has already taught itself how to say, “get the hell off of me.”
Who’s With Me
Yesterday, Donald Trump’s comments on abortion were so off base that he is now under attack from both the pro-choice and the pro-life movement. I’m guessing that today Donald is wishing he was never born.