Target stores have announced that transgender people are welcome to use the restroom of their choice. That being said, one store manager has asked that whoever keeps flushing tampons down the urinal to please stop it.
Monthly Archives: April 2016
Back in Five
A Tennessee woman was arrested for child neglect after leaving her baby in a hot car while she went into a strip club for an audition. But this story has a happy ending. She got the job.
Public Enemies
Johnny Depp’s wife has apologized to the Australian government for not declaring her two terriers during a visit last year. However, they are still waiting for Johnny’s apology for trying to sneak by one of his dogs – 2013’s Lone Ranger remake.
Please Excuse Me
Today the Pope met with Bernie Sanders, but cut the visit short after explaining he had to go to Lesbos to pick up 3 families of Syrian refugees. Sanders grew skeptical and told the Pontiff that if he didn’t want to hang out, next time just say so.
Free Parking
The National Park Service is waiving all entrance fees for one whole week. They feel that every American, no matter what income bracket, deserves the chance to be eaten by a bear.
Da Rats
The city of Chicago is experiencing a growing rat problem. The commissioner says they are thriving on open garbage and dog droppings, but it’s none of my business what their elected officials eat for lunch.
Still in Circulation
Celebrated children’s author Beverly Cleary will turn 100-years-old tomorrow. After writing over 40 books and selling millions of copies worldwide, she hopes to finally relax and enjoy middle age.
Class Dismissed
The FBI created a fake online university to catch foreigners trying to get bogus student visas. While the sting was a success, the university has been voted 2016’s worst party school.
Gimme Some Money
My local NPR station is in the middle of their Spring pledge drive. It’s so annoying. Just when things get interesting they bust in with quality news and thought-provoking interviews.
It’s Unaminous
I just finished watching the final episode of “The People vs. OJ Simpson” and the verdict is in. There will be no Emmy nomination for John Travolta.