Last night Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and John Kasich all agreed to support Donald Trump if he becomes the Republican presidential nominee. As a thank you, Donald offered them all honorary degrees from his prestigious Trump University.
Monthly Archives: March 2016
No Class
Former students of the now defunct Trump University are suing for fraud. They claim that they were promised the secrets of becoming Donald Trump. I’d say they got their money’s worth.
Open Ticket
NASA astronaut Scott Kelly returned to Earth after completing a year-long mission on the International Space Station. Upon landing he learned that Donald Trump might be our next president. Kelly then grabbed his things and headed back into space indefinitely.
Here Kitty
I just heard on NPR that 51% of women in America are single, this being a 3% increase from 2011. In other news, Pet Supermarket just raised the price of house cats.