Gaining momentum this week is the national debate regarding which bathroom transgender students are allowed to use at schools. I personally don’t care which one they go in, as I have always spent my most private moments in the janitor’s closet.
Monthly Archives: November 2015
Four on the Floor
NBC’s The Voice judges Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton announced that they are officially dating. However, Adam Levine and Pharrell Williams are still only friends with benefits.
Mild or Spicy
Chipotle Mexican Grill is now linked to 35 confirmed cases of E. coli, which causes vomiting and diarrhea. It’s all a part of their latest marketing campaign, as they strive to create a more “authentic” Central American dining experience.
Back to Work
Former Bridgeport, Conn. mayor Joseph Ganim is running for re-election after serving 7 years in prison on a corruption conviction. He hopes to reclaim his old job, stating that at the time of his dismissal there was still more money to steal and people to screw.
It’s Kind of Unusual
Singer Tom Jones announced that he will undergo a DNA test to find out if he has black ancestry. He said he finally got curious after years of being pulled over by police for no reason whatsoever.
Ring My Bell
Last night everyone was so friendly when I knocked on their door and asked them for candy. Today, not so much.