A body language expert reported that Beyoncé may have a crush on Lebron James – concluding this after studying photos of the two interacting. She then continued with a second theory – that Nicki Minaj might just be in dire need of a restroom.
Monthly Archives: September 2015
Toy Story
Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner is suing Hasbro for more than $5 million over a toy hamster that shares her name. Her legal team is ready to take on the toy store giant as soon as Mrs. Faulkner gets down off her treadmill.
Confidence Man
I have a tendency to be very self-critical. I think it all started when I lost that scholarship for being such a stupid idiot who will never find happiness because everyone is better than me and it’s all my fault. Yeah, I’m working on it.
Wedding Season
A thrice-divorced Kentucky county clerk has repeatedly denied marriage licenses to gay couples. While at first it seemed like she was condemning homosexuality, she quickly explained they were just running low as a result of needing so many for herself.
We All Scream
Blue Bell ice cream is back on the shelves following a nationwide recall due to contaminated product. However, they have discontinued one of their most popular flavors, “Death by Listeria.”