Monthly Archives: September 2015

A Thousand Words

A body language expert reported that Beyoncé may have a crush on Lebron James – concluding this after studying photos of the two interacting. She then continued with a second theory – that Nicki Minaj might just be in dire need of a restroom.

Toy Story

Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner is suing Hasbro for more than $5 million over a toy hamster that shares her name. Her legal team is ready to take on the toy store giant as soon as Mrs. Faulkner gets down off her treadmill.

 

Confidence Man

I have a tendency to be very self-critical. I think it all started when I lost that scholarship for being such a stupid idiot who will never find happiness because everyone is better than me and it’s all my fault. Yeah, I’m working on it.