Monthly Archives: August 2015

Showgirl

I was traveling alone in Las Vegas. Upon returning to my hotel room I discovered my top drawer was filled with nothing but women’s panties. I called the front desk to complain. Thankfully they recovered the missing bras and feather boas, so I was still able to perform at Burlesque Weekend.

Party of 2

I emailed several of my friends that I was having a birthday party and no one bothered getting back to me except Daemon Mailer.  He wasn’t even on my guest list, but he brought a delicious potato salad.