When I tell people that I want to be a professional comedian they usually say something like, “Good for you, but don’t quit your day job.” I then assure them that I won’t, because I don’t have one.
Monthly Archives: July 2015
Jazz
They say comedy is a lot like jazz. I’ll agree with that. I never made any money or got laid playing jazz either.
Lefty
I am currently teaching myself how to write with my left hand. It’s not easy but it’s coming along. Next I’ll teach the right hand.
Food Courts
I hate eating at food courts because I always get so hungry. My mother taught me it’s not polite to start eating until everybody gets their meal.