Beyoncé surprised the world with a new release entitled “Lemonade.” It was recorded around the corner from Kanye West’s home studio, where fudge is made.
Category Archives: music
Game of Thrones
First B.B. King, then Ben E. King, and now Prince. I hope Queen Latifah has good health insurance.
Dig It
President Obama will be hosting an International Jazz Day concert at the White House next month. I find this pretty strange, considering only three days ago he was trying to discourage heroin and opioid use.
Azúcar Moreno
The Rolling Stones are preparing to give a historical free concert in Havana. The people of Cuba would have preferred to see Paul McCartney, but you can’t always get what you want.
Ay Yay Yay
Pope Francis visited Mexico City and was festively greeted by a Mariachi band. The Pope pretended to enjoy the first song, but then he gave the guys $20 to go bother another table.
The Patriot Act
Lady Gaga will be singing the national anthem at this Sunday’s Super Bowl. She is thrilled for the opportunity to demonstrate her allegiance, and also for another chance to wear her meat suit.
At the Crack of Don
“American Pie” composer Don McLean has been arrested for domestic assault. He became violent after his spouse informed him that the levee was actually wet.
Which One Are You?
Backstreet Boy Nick Carter was arrested for starting a bar fight in Key West, FL. The responding officers quickly became irritated and confused, having been told they would get to meet Justin Timberlake.
Repeat Performance
Las Vegas police are investigating singer Chris Brown in the possible assault of a woman. Brown claims that he was feeling pressure from his record label, who threatened to drop him unless he turned out another hit this year.
Slash That
The original members of Guns n Roses are discussing a reunion tour next year, but concert promoters and investors are insisting that the band must be drug-free. This just in: Guns n Roses will not be touring next year.