Rapper Vanilla Ice threw a temper tantrum at Atlanta International Airport after missing his flight. Witnesses said they hadn’t seen him that hot since 1991.
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Feelin’ Not So Groovy
Last night 200 Bernie Sanders supporters walked out of the Democratic National Convention. They had heard that Paul Simon had returned to repeat his Monday night performance.
Eight is Enough
Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger will father his eighth child at age 72. Jagger claims he would have worn a condom had he known about them.
Left of the Dial
Tonight Garrison Keillor will step down as host of NPR’s Prairie Home Companion. He was forced into early retirement after Guy Noir caught him dumping hazardous chemicals into Lake Wobegon.
Homeward Bound
Legendary singer/songwriter Paul Simon might be calling it quits at age 75. “He’ll come crawling back,” said former bandmate Art Garfunkel.
The Big Reveal
Pop singer Sia accidentally showed her face during a concert in Colorado last Wednesday, while I purposely showed my ass at a Trump rally last Thursday.
We’re on the Same Page
Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page says he did not steal the opening riff of “Stairway to Heaven” from the Spirit song “Taurus”, but they’re calling bullshit.
Out Ta Get Me
Rocker Axl Rose is demanding that Google take down photos of him when he was overweight. Or in other words, “Hey everybody, check out my fat pics!”
Keeping It Casual
Gwen Stefani turned down Blake Shelton’s marriage proposal. As happy as they’ve been together, she just couldn’t see herself pretending to like country music for the rest of her life.
Diary of a Sadman
Ozzy Osbourne announced he has been sober for 3 and a half years, dispelling a rumor that he had a relapse. However, since separating from his wife Sharon, he has started eating bats again.