Category Archives: music
Someone Sure Dropped the Ball
If Dick Clark had been alive to see Mariah Carey’s disastrous performance on his legendary show, I bet he would’ve had a stroke.
Yeezus the Clown
Kanye West’s hair is now yellow and pink. I guess he misunderstood his critics when they told him to go away and die.
High Marx
Pop singer Richard Marx helped subdue an unruly passenger on a Korean Air flight. The man started behaving erratically when he learned that Marx had somehow managed to marry Latina beauty Daisy Fuentes.
Extended Play
Yesterday Aretha Franklin took so long to sing the national anthem that by the time she was done the Detroit Lions had already won the game.
Call Me When Santa’s On
I like to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade for the music. It’s a first look at all the up-and-coming new artists that won’t be around next year.
Old Time Rock and Roll
Legendary guitarist Chuck Berry is celebrating his 90th birthday by releasing his first album in 38 years. It’s called, “Go, Johnny, go get the nurse!”
Of All the Gin Joints
Lady Gaga will promote her new album by performing at 3 undisclosed dive bars this week. Madonna loves the new album and is hoping that Gaga chooses to come play at the bar where she works.
Where the Boys Are
Lou Pearlman, creator of ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys, has died in prison. His list of crimes was long – Ponzi schemes, money laundering, conspiracy and fraud, but worst of all, creating ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys.
I’ll Pass
English pop singer Adele turned down an offer to perform at this year’s Super Bowl half-time show. She said she’s never really been a fan of soccer.