Budweiser is renaming its beer “America” this summer. They must have sent Donald Trump a couple of cases in advance. He’s been drunk on America for well over a year.
Category Archives: food
Mmm, Tasty
Pres. Obama went to Flint, Michigan and drank a glass of filtered water, hoping to ease the minds of its citizens. And now Chipotle restaurants have asked Obama if he will stop in and eat a chicken burrito.
Leaked Footage
A video has surfaced in which a Kellogg’s employee is casually urinating on a cereal assembly line. Frosted Flakes representative Tony the Tiger went on record saying THEY’RE GR-R-REATly disturbed by the incident.
Secret Ingredient
Nestle USA is recalling millions of its frozen dinners because they may contain glass. However, outside the danger of cutting yourself, the nutritional value of most of their meals has actually increased.
Wiener Roast
Burger King announced it will start selling hot dogs in all of its restaurants. It was a decision of simple economics, as prior to this they would just throw away any meat that hit the floor.
Saget Sunday
Tomorrow I will spend the evening eating buffalo wings, drinking beer and yelling at my television. That’s right – America’s Funniest Home Videos marathon on CBS. Bring it!
Selling Like Hotcakes
McDonald’s is experiencing a boost in sales since launching the new all-day breakfast menu. However, some customers are questioning their decision to only serve hamburgers between 7:30 and 8:45am.
Salad Days
Being a vegetarian has its ups and downs. The upside is no animals are harmed by my eating habits. The downside is I have no joy in my life.
Thanks a Lot
My sister and her husband hosted Thanksgiving dinner at their home today. All of my relatives gathered for a lovely afternoon of food, drink and laughter. I’m hoping that next year they will tell me where they live.
Close Enough
The FDA has approved genetically modified salmon for human consumption, stating that there are “no biologically relevant differences” to farm-raised Atlantic salmon. Said Aquaman, “I ain’t eating that sh*t.”