Lou Pearlman, creator of ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys, has died in prison. His list of crimes was long – Ponzi schemes, money laundering, conspiracy and fraud, but worst of all, creating ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys.
Category Archives: crime
Shop ‘Til You Drop
Walmart stores have experienced a violent crime everyday since they cut back on in-store security. So thankfully they sell guns cheaply, because you’re gonna need one to get back to your car.
In Cold Blood
Tonight I was shocked to discover my rear window smashed in and a live tropical snake inside of my car. That’s the last time I forget my mother’s birthday.
Double Trouble
CEO Rupert Murdoch has replaced Roger Ailes with two co-presidents, potentially doubling the amount of sexual harassment at Fox News.
Say It With Flowers
John Hinckley Jr., who tried to kill Ronald Reagan in 1981, will soon be released from a mental hospital. In exchange for his freedom, he had to promise the courts he would explore more traditional ways of impressing Jodie Foster.
Wait for the Beep
Wikileaks has struck again, this time releasing 29 stolen voicemails from the DNC. Republican strategists are now hard at work trying to negatively spin 3 wrong numbers and 26 butt dials.
Hotmail
Russian officials are calling accusations that they released the DNC’s hacked emails to Wikileaks as “absurd”, adding “We’re too busy doping our Olympic athletes.”
Non-Compete Clause
The entire Russian Olympic team could be banned from the summer games for systemic doping, demonstrating the extreme measures athletes are taking to get out of going to Rio.
Copy and Paste
Melania Trump might have plagiarized portions of her RNC speech from Michelle Obama’s 2008 DNC speech. Making matters worse, this morning she was caught yanking carrots out of the First Lady’s vegetable garden.
Deals on Wheels
In Coconut Grove, FL, an Uber driver was arrested for attempting to sell an undercover cop a bag of cocaine. That’s quite a service. My last Uber driver didn’t even offer me a breath mint.