Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger will father his eighth child at age 72. Jagger claims he would have worn a condom had he known about them.
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Quit Playing Games
I don’t even know what Pokemon Go is, but I’m ready to declare war on anyone under 30.
Left of the Dial
Tonight Garrison Keillor will step down as host of NPR’s Prairie Home Companion. He was forced into early retirement after Guy Noir caught him dumping hazardous chemicals into Lake Wobegon.
Homeward Bound
Legendary singer/songwriter Paul Simon might be calling it quits at age 75. “He’ll come crawling back,” said former bandmate Art Garfunkel.
We’re on the Same Page
Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page says he did not steal the opening riff of “Stairway to Heaven” from the Spirit song “Taurus”, but they’re calling bullshit.
Out Ta Get Me
Rocker Axl Rose is demanding that Google take down photos of him when he was overweight. Or in other words, “Hey everybody, check out my fat pics!”
Captain Whack
Audiences are not responding favorably to the re-telling of “Alice Through the Looking Glass” starring Johnny Depp. They especially don’t like the part where the Mad Hatter hits Alice in the face with his cell phone.
Diary of a Sadman
Ozzy Osbourne announced he has been sober for 3 and a half years, dispelling a rumor that he had a relapse. However, since separating from his wife Sharon, he has started eating bats again.
Thanks for the Memories
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is retiring the last of its elephants, after years of pressure from animal activists. One elephant described his abuse and mistreatment as something he’ll never forget.