Legendary guitarist Chuck Berry is celebrating his 90th birthday by releasing his first album in 38 years. It’s called, “Go, Johnny, go get the nurse!”
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Immature Audiences Only
Warning: Tonight’s presidential debate may be unsuitable for children under 17. This program may contain one or more of the following: crude indecent language (L), explicit sexual activity (S), or graphic violence (V). Enjoy.
Of All the Gin Joints
Lady Gaga will promote her new album by performing at 3 undisclosed dive bars this week. Madonna loves the new album and is hoping that Gaga chooses to come play at the bar where she works.
Bad Vibrations
Mark Wahlberg has withdrawn his request to be pardoned for a crime he committed as a juvenile. Instead, he is now seeking amnesty for his years as a South Boston gang leader – the notorious Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Do the Swim
Ryan Lochte’s performance on Dancing with the Stars was disrupted by two protesters. Lochte was so shaken by the incident that he ran back to his dressing room, tore a poster of the wall and peed in the trash can.
Where the Boys Are
Lou Pearlman, creator of ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys, has died in prison. His list of crimes was long – Ponzi schemes, money laundering, conspiracy and fraud, but worst of all, creating ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys.
I’ll Pass
English pop singer Adele turned down an offer to perform at this year’s Super Bowl half-time show. She said she’s never really been a fan of soccer.
Under Pressure
Rapper Vanilla Ice threw a temper tantrum at Atlanta International Airport after missing his flight. Witnesses said they hadn’t seen him that hot since 1991.
Feelin’ Not So Groovy
Last night 200 Bernie Sanders supporters walked out of the Democratic National Convention. They had heard that Paul Simon had returned to repeat his Monday night performance.
Prerequisite
They say that a lot of comedians suffer from depression. When I first learned that I couldn’t get out of bed for weeks.