Category Archives: entertainment
In the Tank
Today SeaWorld San Diego is ending its long-running killer whale show after years of public outcry. It will be replaced with a new exhibit showcasing porpoises with non-violent criminal records.
Someone Sure Dropped the Ball
If Dick Clark had been alive to see Mariah Carey’s disastrous performance on his legendary show, I bet he would’ve had a stroke.
Yeezus the Clown
Kanye West’s hair is now yellow and pink. I guess he misunderstood his critics when they told him to go away and die.
Not in My Lifetime
A study has shown that life expectancy for Americans has decreased by one month. It seems that some people will do anything not to see Donald Trump inaugurated next January.
Position Terminated
Arnold Schwarzenegger will replace Donald Trump as host on NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice. He’s the perfect guy to reprise Donald’s role as a power-hungry womanizer with a limited vocabulary.
Call Me When Santa’s On
I like to watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade for the music. It’s a first look at all the up-and-coming new artists that won’t be around next year.
Sh*t Show
Donald Trump needs to stop worrying about SNL and HAMILTON and start focusing on his upcoming situational comedy.
It Sounds Cool
Donald Trump wants the cast of Hamilton to apologize to Mike Pence for what they put him through last night: A two and a half hour hip-hop musical about government.
He’s at the Cantina
Carrie Fisher confirmed that while filming Star Wars she had an affair with Harrison Ford, who was married at the time. And it was especially hard on Chewbacca, who had to keep covering for him.