Kids sure are growing up fast these days. Last night I read my 5-year-old niece Twas the Night Before Christmas and she told me it sounded like fake news.
Category Archives: books
Secret Stash
My parents are both atheists and they tried to raise me without any religion. But then one day I found a bible in our house. It was hidden under my dad’s porno mags.
Play Dead
Yesterday was the 400th anniversary of William Shakespeare’s death. In remembrance, I’ve been spending the afternoon re-reading several of his greatest CliffsNotes.
Still in Circulation
Celebrated children’s author Beverly Cleary will turn 100-years-old tomorrow. After writing over 40 books and selling millions of copies worldwide, she hopes to finally relax and enjoy middle age.