Rocker Axl Rose is demanding that Google take down photos of him when he was overweight. Or in other words, “Hey everybody, check out my fat pics!”
Category Archives: pop culture
Sweet Deal
The owner of Hostess Brands has purchased the Playboy Mansion. Hugh Hefner is thrilled, knowing that after he dies the house will still be filled with Ding Dongs and Ho Hos.
Picture Perfect
I cheer every time an animal attacks someone trying to record them with their iphone.
Captain Whack
Audiences are not responding favorably to the re-telling of “Alice Through the Looking Glass” starring Johnny Depp. They especially don’t like the part where the Mad Hatter hits Alice in the face with his cell phone.
Keeping It Casual
Gwen Stefani turned down Blake Shelton’s marriage proposal. As happy as they’ve been together, she just couldn’t see herself pretending to like country music for the rest of her life.
Behind the Mask
A video in which a mother wears a Chewbacca mask and laughs hysterically for 3 minutes has gone viral. Slightly less popular on YouTube – my father dressed as Jar Jar Binks while pissing himself.
Diary of a Sadman
Ozzy Osbourne announced he has been sober for 3 and a half years, dispelling a rumor that he had a relapse. However, since separating from his wife Sharon, he has started eating bats again.
Kung Fooled You
Jackie Chan has been hiding his money in an off-shore bank account. The IRS hasn’t felt this betrayed by him since watching Rush Hour 2.
Rant and Rave
Ultra Music Fest is taking place in Miami this weekend. It’s where America’s youth can behave like animals while listening to total garbage. Like a Trump rally for kids.
His Best Work
Jennifer Garner says she knew nothing about her ex-husband Ben Affleck’s fling with their nanny until after their divorce was final. So to those of you who think Ben is a lousy actor, think again.