The world is saddened to learn that Brangelina are splitting up. Gelina is asking for physical custody of the kids, whereas Bran just wants the letter “d” returned to his first name.
Category Archives: pop culture
Bad Vibrations
Mark Wahlberg has withdrawn his request to be pardoned for a crime he committed as a juvenile. Instead, he is now seeking amnesty for his years as a South Boston gang leader – the notorious Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Do the Swim
Ryan Lochte’s performance on Dancing with the Stars was disrupted by two protesters. Lochte was so shaken by the incident that he ran back to his dressing room, tore a poster of the wall and peed in the trash can.
Where the Boys Are
Lou Pearlman, creator of ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys, has died in prison. His list of crimes was long – Ponzi schemes, money laundering, conspiracy and fraud, but worst of all, creating ‘NSync and the Backstreet Boys.
I’ll Pass
English pop singer Adele turned down an offer to perform at this year’s Super Bowl half-time show. She said she’s never really been a fan of soccer.
Under Pressure
Rapper Vanilla Ice threw a temper tantrum at Atlanta International Airport after missing his flight. Witnesses said they hadn’t seen him that hot since 1991.
Eight is Enough
Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger will father his eighth child at age 72. Jagger claims he would have worn a condom had he known about them.
Quit Playing Games
I don’t even know what Pokemon Go is, but I’m ready to declare war on anyone under 30.
The Big Reveal
Pop singer Sia accidentally showed her face during a concert in Colorado last Wednesday, while I purposely showed my ass at a Trump rally last Thursday.
The Grown Ups
Popular dating app Tinder is no longer available to users under 18 years of age. They’ve decided you have to be an adult if you want to act like a horny teenager.