Pop singer Richard Marx helped subdue an unruly passenger on a Korean Air flight. The man started behaving erratically when he learned that Marx had somehow managed to marry Latina beauty Daisy Fuentes.
Category Archives: travel
You’re Gonna Want to Hear This
Federal regulators are considering letting airline passengers make Wi-Fi phone calls during flights. Now if I wanted to listen to someone babble about nothing that concerns me while I’m trying to sleep, I’d just get married.
Airborn
A Southwest Airlines plane was forced to land after a woman gave birth mid-flight. The mother is now doing fine, but in hindsight wishes she paid for the extra legroom.
Pets Unknown
President Obama met with Anthony Bourdain for dinner at a small restaurant in Vietnam. Amazingly, the meal only cost $6, and that was for the large cat.
Free Parking
The National Park Service is waiving all entrance fees for one whole week. They feel that every American, no matter what income bracket, deserves the chance to be eaten by a bear.
Keep Calm and Carry-on
At LAX, a flight attendant abandoned her luggage which was later discovered to contain 69 lbs. of cocaine. Honestly, you’d think that of all people, a flight attendant would know there is a 50 lb. limit on bags.