Russian officials are calling accusations that they released the DNC’s hacked emails to Wikileaks as “absurd”, adding “We’re too busy doping our Olympic athletes.”
Category Archives: sports
Non-Compete Clause
The entire Russian Olympic team could be banned from the summer games for systemic doping, demonstrating the extreme measures athletes are taking to get out of going to Rio.
This Case Has No Legs
Olympic athlete and double amputee Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to 6 years in prison for the murder of his girlfriend. Many people feel he should have received a minimum of 15 years, but at least the judge didn’t let him walk.
Track and Heeled
Sports Illustrated magazine is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Caitlyn Jenner winning the decathlon, so I’m officially done listening to women complain about what they can and can’t do in heels.
Put It All On Red
Yesterday the Cincinnati Reds honored baseball great and ex-gambler Pete Rose by retiring his jersey, making it the second time in his career that he lost his shirt.
I Go To Rio
The Brazilian tourism board is concerned that ticket sales for the 2016 Summer Olympics are currently only at 50 percent. To drum up business, they are now offering bottomless Caipirinhas if while visiting you contract the Zika virus.
On the Ropes
Hulk Hogan is suing gossip website Gawker for posting a video of him having sex with his best friend’s wife. Hogan claims that just like professional wrestling, it wasn’t real.
Saget Sunday
Tomorrow I will spend the evening eating buffalo wings, drinking beer and yelling at my television. That’s right – America’s Funniest Home Videos marathon on CBS. Bring it!
The Patriot Act
Lady Gaga will be singing the national anthem at this Sunday’s Super Bowl. She is thrilled for the opportunity to demonstrate her allegiance, and also for another chance to wear her meat suit.
Up with the Lark
Today the world lost Meadowlark Lemon, the “clown prince” of the Harlem Globetrotters. He will be remembered for his agility, his smile, and his humanity – but mostly for pulling down a referee’s pants 4 times a week.