Last night my Uber driver was so drunk I had to give him a ride home.
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White Christmas
A white woman from Kentucky unleashed a racist rant at a hispanic customer while shopping at JC Penny. Donald Trump has condemned her behavior and might even sue her for leaking his inaugural address.
Join the Klub
A&E Network is set to air a documentary series about present-day KKK culture. Four Klan families have agreed to these in-depth interviews, with hopes that you’ll keep an open mind.
At Least They’re Not Raisins
Not one kid knocked on my door asking for candy this Halloween. Now I’m gonna have to eat all these razor blades.
Immune Over Miami
Florida governor Rick Scott announced that the trendy Wynwood district of Miami is now clear of Zika-carrying mosquitoes thanks to aggressive aerial-spraying. It was such a success that tomorrow they will begin spraying against the hipsters.
Be Prepared
Parents in Denver were furious to discover that a Cub Scouts camp was sponsored by a local Hooters restaurant. Despite the controversy the weekend was a huge hit, and every boy got a merit badge for successfully pitching a tent.
Gimme Some Money
My local NPR station is in the middle of their Spring pledge drive. It’s so annoying. Just when things get interesting they bust in with quality news and thought-provoking interviews.
Grease is the Word
Tonight I was playing blocks with my 4-year-old niece and every time I reached for one she said that it was hers. As I am no stranger to politics, I gave her 50 bucks and we now expect the esplanade project to be completed by early January.
Thanks a Lot
My sister and her husband hosted Thanksgiving dinner at their home today. All of my relatives gathered for a lovely afternoon of food, drink and laughter. I’m hoping that next year they will tell me where they live.
Born Yesterday
An Arizona Highway Patrolman assisted a pregnant woman with a roadside delivery yesterday evening. The officer quickly assessed the situation and then ordered the baby to come out with his hands up.