Last night at the RNC Ted Cruz was booed offstage, seemingly for not endorsing Donald Trump. It was later discovered that he was booed offstage just for being Ted Cruz.
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Packing Heat
The TSA has seized more than 1,500 guns from carry-on bags since January, forcing travelers to purchase cheaply made and overpriced weapons from the airport gift shop once through security.
Copy and Paste
Melania Trump might have plagiarized portions of her RNC speech from Michelle Obama’s 2008 DNC speech. Making matters worse, this morning she was caught yanking carrots out of the First Lady’s vegetable garden.
Business Model
Tonight Melanie Trump will take center stage at the Republican National Convention. Donald has advised her to speak from the heart, and to try not to embarrass herself.
Drop the Mike
Donald Trump has picked Indiana governor Mike Pence as his running mate. This guy is so anti-LGBT that he only writes with a 22-letter alphabet.
Bad Thoughts
Donald Trump is very upset about the FBI recommending no criminal charges against Hillary Clinton. I’m afraid he might do something stupid.
Pound Foolish
The British are in such a state of shock over Brexit that even their teeth are scared straight.
We’re All Gonna Pay For It
I always thought “brexit” was when you skipped out on brunch without paying the bill. Turns out it’s a lot more racist than that.
The Big Reveal
Pop singer Sia accidentally showed her face during a concert in Colorado last Wednesday, while I purposely showed my ass at a Trump rally last Thursday.
An Idiot Abroad
Donald Trump gave a press conference at his new golf course in Scotland. The Scottish people haven’t had to listen to this much hollow and racist rhetoric since Mel Gibson was there filming Braveheart.