In an interview last week Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson was criticized for asking, “What is Aleppo?” As the election grows closer, voters are now asking, “Who was Gary Johnson?”
Category Archives: politics and government
Cough It Up
Hillary Clinton was diagnosed with pneumonia this past weekend, and now the Democratic Party has a bad case of the shits.
A Little Respect
Today Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump suspended their campaigns to reflect on how America came together after the tragic events of September 11th, 2001. Tomorrow they will resume tearing the country apart.
Leave It to the Pros
Green Party candidate Jill Stein will return to North Dakota to face charges after spray-painting a bulldozer during a civil protest. Hillary Clinton criticized Stein’s unlawful behavior, calling her an “amateur.”
Suck On This
After a 7-week vacation, congress failed to pass a bill funding Zika prevention. And I thought the mosquitoes were the bloodsuckers.
At Your Service
Today Donald Trump spoke jive at a black church in Detroit.
Bozo
In South Carolina, a clown has been trying to lure kids into the woods behind an apartment complex. I honestly don’t know where Donald Trump finds the time.
Salud, Mi Amigo
Today Donald Trump is headed to Mexico City to meet with President Peña Nieto. Trump plans on offering him a clear solution to border control, and Nieto plans on offering him a glass of tap water.
Family Portrait
Former congressman Anthony Wiener was caught yet again sexting photos of himself in his underwear, but this time his 4-year-old son was also in the picture. Weiner tried to capture some solo shots, but his kid couldn’t hold the camera steady.
White Noise
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are so busy calling each other “racist” and “bigot” that they both forgot to RSVP David Duke for his dinner party this Saturday night.