Governor Rick Scott warns Floridians that they are still not safe and there’s a chance they haven’t seen the worst of it. Of course he’s talking about this Sunday’s presidential debate.

Tonight vice presidential candidates Mike Pence and Tim Kaine will try to convince America why we should vote for their sketchy friend.

Donald Trump claims he had a defective microphone at last Monday’s debate. Not only did it amplify all his sniffles, it made everything he said sound crazy and uninformed.

Former Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has decided he will vote for Donald Trump, even though Trump once called his wife ugly. And Mrs. Cruz has decided that Ted will never have sex again.

Yesterday in Cleveland, boxing promoter Don King used the n-word at a church event just before introducing Donald Trump. King later apologized for the slip-up, stating he accidentally starting reading from Trump’s Teleprompter.

Donald Trump Jr. compared Syrian refugees to poisonous Skittles in a tweet last night in support of his father’s ideas on immigration. He then went on to suggest that Skittles should only come in one flavor – vanilla.

A massive sinkhole in Florida is leaking radioactive material, just like Colin Powell’s hacked email about Israel.