I love stand-up comedy.  I often wonder if I’m too old to start acting like a jackass on stage in front of total strangers.  But then I look to the inspirational work of Donald Trump and I keep going.

There is a police vehicle parked on my street with some regularity.  Every time I see it I slow down even though I usually discover it’s empty.  Now why I am expected to obey the speed limit when this officer isn’t even willing to show up for work?  Please sign my petition.