President Obama has ordered 35 Russian diplomats to leave the country for meddling in our election. Donald Trump has offered the diplomats his sofa until Obama cools off.
Category Archives: politics and government
Typhoid Merry
Donald Trump pledges to stop the war on Christmas and to start one with everyone else.
White Christmas
A white woman from Kentucky unleashed a racist rant at a hispanic customer while shopping at JC Penny. Donald Trump has condemned her behavior and might even sue her for leaking his inaugural address.
Why You All Up in My Grill?
Donald Trump is upset about the scathing review Vanity Fair magazine gave his restaurant. But he’s even more upset with good friend Vladimir Putin, who knew about the article months ago and didn’t tell him.
Sway with Me
Donald Trump says that it’s “ridiculous” to think that Russian hackers helped him win the 2016 presidential election, insisting further that his campaign only hired American hackers.
Boys in the Hood
I do agree with Donald Trump that political correctness has gotten way out of control. You can’t even call KKK members “white supremacists” anymore without them getting all pissy.
You’re Gonna Want to Hear This
Federal regulators are considering letting airline passengers make Wi-Fi phone calls during flights. Now if I wanted to listen to someone babble about nothing that concerns me while I’m trying to sleep, I’d just get married.
Not in My Lifetime
A study has shown that life expectancy for Americans has decreased by one month. It seems that some people will do anything not to see Donald Trump inaugurated next January.
Nature Boy
Yesterday Leonardo DiCaprio met with Donald Trump to discuss ways to stop global warming and preserve wildlife. I personally find Leo’s causes to be ironic, when you consider his past dealings with icebergs and bears.
All Honors
Donald Trump has been named Time magazine’s person of the year. And Jill Stein has been named Starbucks employee of the month.