I finished all of my Christmas shopping yesterday by converting to Judaism.
Category Archives: culture
Fruit Roll-up
Today I am thankful that I don’t have enough hair to start wearing a man bun. Because I’d totally do it.
Look at That Face
People magazine has named David Beckham 2015’s sexiest man alive. Snubbed again was amateur Facebook comedian, Jon Curtis Rose.
Someone’s in Here
Gaining momentum this week is the national debate regarding which bathroom transgender students are allowed to use at schools. I personally don’t care which one they go in, as I have always spent my most private moments in the janitor’s closet.
Four on the Floor
NBC’s The Voice judges Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton announced that they are officially dating. However, Adam Levine and Pharrell Williams are still only friends with benefits.
Ring My Bell
Last night everyone was so friendly when I knocked on their door and asked them for candy. Today, not so much.
Ay Dios Mio
The University of Louisville apologized to their Hispanic students after hosting a faculty luncheon where staffers wore sombreros and bushy mustaches. “It astounds me that an educational institution would embrace such stereotypes,” said Speedy Gonzales.
Body of Work
Reality television personality Farrah Abraham posted photos of her 3rd breast augmentation surgery on Instagram. In case you are unfamiliar with her resumé, Farrah achieved stardom by way of her 1st and 2nd breast augmentation surgeries.
Ben There, Done Matt
Matt Damon makes himself at home on Mars in his new film “The Martian.” It’s a much better movie than “Bostonians in Space”, in which Ben Affleck pitches a tent on Uranus.
My Wurst Joke
Germany is about to host Oktoberfest, and they will designate the first Sunday as a Gay Pride event. It’s the only day of the 2-week festival that’s in no danger of running out of sausages.