I don’t understand couples who sit on the same side of a booth when eating in restaurants. But I shouldn’t judge. Maybe they’re just sick of looking at each other’s dumb faces.
Category Archives: culture
I Hate Valentine’s Day – the music video!
The Price of Love
The cost of raising a child has been calculated at roughly $233,000. Just to put that in perspective, you can get 233 vasectomies for that kind of money.
In the Tank
Today SeaWorld San Diego is ending its long-running killer whale show after years of public outcry. It will be replaced with a new exhibit showcasing porpoises with non-violent criminal records.
Bosom Baddies
A California man serving a life sentence for murder has received sex re-assignment surgery and will be transferred to a women’s prison. Tom Hanks is already looking at a preliminary script.
Who Asked You
The problem with social media is that everyone thinks their opinion matters and needs to be heard. Well that’s my 2 cents.
You Drive
Last night my Uber driver was so drunk I had to give him a ride home.
Nuts!
This year Santa left Planter’s low-sodium peanuts in my Christmas stocking. I can only guess that he ran out of coal.
Typhoid Merry
Donald Trump pledges to stop the war on Christmas and to start one with everyone else.
Spend it All in One Place
Every Christmas, at the very last minute, I frantically print out gift cards for my family. But this year I put some thought into it. I’m going to use the “best quality” setting.