They say that a lot of comedians suffer from depression. When I first learned that I couldn’t get out of bed for weeks.
Category Archives: health and wellness
Finger Lickin’? Good!
A new study shows that thumb-sucking in young children may be protective against allergies, whereas thumb-sucking in adulthood is just plain weird.
Sticky Fingers
I noticed this beautiful woman on the beach tonight when suddenly a firecracker blew up in her hand. She wouldn’t give me her phone number, but I picked up a few of her digits.
Regular Guest
Chipotle is starting a loyalty program in order to woo back their customers. If you eat there more than four times in one month, they’ll pay for your diapers.
Got Milk?
At a Target store in Connecticut, a man verbally accosted a woman for breast feeding in public. It turned out the guy had a history of lactose intolerance.
It’s a Pattern
My self-confidence is always at its peak in the summer months. I’m sure I’d be an ego-maniac if I didn’t have to keep putting suntan lotion on my bald spot.
Out Ta Get Me
Rocker Axl Rose is demanding that Google take down photos of him when he was overweight. Or in other words, “Hey everybody, check out my fat pics!”
GMOh My Aching Head
Bayer AG is offering to buy Monsanto Co. for $62 billion cash. If it goes through you’ll be able buy aspirin from the same company that gave you the headache in the first place.
H2Uh-Oh
At an elementary school in Slinger, WI, trace amounts of anti-freeze were discovered in the drinking water. Teachers grew suspicious when a violent protest erupted during an in-class viewing of Disney’s “Frozen.”
That’s Just Nuts
In the UK, the red squirrel population is being threatened by the spread of leprosy. One squirrel climbed out on a limb and came back without one.