All posts by JCR
Ticklings Ep2 – “I Once Loved a Woman”
Ticklings Ep1 – “If I Was a Dog”
Golden Years
It’s never too early to start thinking about your retirement. That’s why I moved to Florida when I turned 18.
Match Game
The man who pioneered modern-day organ transplant surgery has died at age 90. He leaves behind a wife, 2 kids and a cooler full of unused spleens.
One Direction
I don’t understand couples who sit on the same side of a booth when eating in restaurants. But I shouldn’t judge. Maybe they’re just sick of looking at each other’s dumb faces.
Most Likely to Succeed
A Wisconsin teen spent $500 on roses and gave one to every girl in his school so they would feel special on Valentine’s Day. This was the first stage of his larger plan, which is to have sex with every girl in his school.
I Hate Valentine’s Day – the music video!
She Floored Me
When I was 5 months old my mother accidentally dropped me on my head. But ever since then it’s always been on purpose.
The Price of Love
The cost of raising a child has been calculated at roughly $233,000. Just to put that in perspective, you can get 233 vasectomies for that kind of money.